Jesus and the Aliens: It’s Time to Save Us!
(aka: “Beam us up”)
Dear Jesus and/or the Aliens:
Greetings! I hope you are all very well. Sorry for the combined letter, but I do feel my message applies to both you, Jesus Christ, Our Lord and Savior, and “the Aliens” (given names unknown at this time).
I am writing because I understand that both of you: Jesus (singular) and perhaps many sorts of Aliens (plural) have promised in one form or another to “come back,” as it were, to Earth — particularly when the going got rough. The Aliens, as…